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Random Remarks by The Drunk Ninja

-Just got back from the bar and there’s 3 chicks in my bed. Once upon a time that would be cool, but in this case it means I get the couch. Damn kids. -Back in the Cold War era, all … Continue reading

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Random Remarks by The Drunk Ninja

-I don’t know what it is about Nickelback, but everything they do makes me want to kick their asses. eff you Nickelback. eff you very much. -Apparently telling your kids “strangers have the best candy” is bad parenting. whatever. -Driving … Continue reading

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